Life Update : Spam, Steroids & Stingy Shopping

So remember last week when I said my respiratory problems were nuked by antibiotics and steroids?

Turns out my body or the meds lied, as my lungs have decided to play a rendition of Disco Inferno, focussing on the “burn baby burn, burn that mother down” part … with my throat providing a strong bass line thanks to the endless coughing. * coughs in A Minor *

I called the GP mid-rendition and guess what they gave me? More steroids (flutiform), this time to inhale.

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I have always been pretty healthy and never thought that I’d get to hit the steroid bong on the regular. My conspiracy theorist ass says this sudden slew of respiratory issues is linked to 5G activation [they have installed loads of masts around where I live], but my tinfoil hat is currently in the wash so I am not going to dwell on this now. (translation : you are spared). Still, radiation sucks.

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These meds are really knocking me down, so I am spending most of my time editing photos, watching Youtube videos and looking for work. The work part does not look promising, as most projects are on hold and my job is project based. * oi Boris, where’s my government money at? *

Being bedridden has its advantages though, as I got to spend even more time than usual scrolling for some cheeky bargains. Like the below, which I had to get.

Asos Trophy Ring and Chain Belt

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ASOS Witch Earrings

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Missguided Corset Detail Blouse

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Missguided Corset Suspender Cami Top

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Whilst I went to my mailbox to check my order confirmations, I couldn’t help but notice an influx of  ‘followers’ from Bloglovin … and Looooord, these followers are spammy as hell ! Bloglovin’ is literally plagued with them, and they all have these weird profiles.

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James Kirk is a young lonely woman searching for a pair. Yes girl, grow a pair and get off my gothdamn profile !! Nb : Bloglovin’ does not allow you to remove or block followers, hence my impassioned plea for James to go away.

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Diana is looking for a partner for virtual meetings. Honey, haven’t you been following this blog properly? Mama is unemployed and hates meetings. Sashay away!!

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If you know how to get rid of these bloody profiles, please hit me up in the comments. I have emailed Bloglovin’ but their team seems to be too busy Spamlovin’ !

⚡❤️⚡Love & Lightning⚡❤️⚡

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